Doc Blades

Electrically Heated Pants

It’s like being tased in the balls. Only painful.

I’d need something like this if I ever moved any further north. Seriously, it was 45° F the other day and I was wearing two shirts, a sweater and a jacket. I start shivering when anyone even mentions Canada. I actually freeze solid when Canadians breathe on me. When it comes to cold, I’m a big pansy.

Electric heated pants are a must-have for any Floridian moving north, no matter how ugly they are. And they are pretty ugly. Actually, my eyes have just started bleeding. I’m going to have to look away now.

Also, if you didn’t get the reference at the beginning of the article, you need to watch The IT Crowd. Unfortunantly, it’s only on British television, so you’ll have to download it. And I’m not saying you should get it from here, but it’s listed at tvRSS. Wink wink.

[Via Coolest Gadgets]

WTF Wednesdays – Poop Chewtoy

It’s just so disturbing.

Why do you want to encourage your dog to chew on poop? Why is it fuzzy? Who buys these things? Why is it called “Little Poopsie?”

My head hurts.

[Little Poopsie | Via Nerd Approved]

WTF Wednesday?

I think my head just exploded.

Slowdowns

Sorry for the slowdown in posts and dropoff in post quality recently. It’s senior year at university, and sometimes I need extra time to study. Not to worry, I’ve got a huge backlog of good stuff coming up, I just have to find the time to put all the words together.

The Friday Song

Noodles the Dog

It’s a little known fact that when I get a dog, I’m going to name it Noodles. Maybe it’s just that it’s a fun name or maybe it’s the fact that I or my wife will sound crazy when we call in our dog from the back yard.

I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I just like noodles because I’m Italian and all we eat is pasta, olive oil and garlic, with the occasional pizza for lunch.

You people make me sick.

[The Daily Chuck]

Here’s the Transformers 2 Trailer – Now with Quality

Google – Heartless Killer of Cute Animals

With their plans for World Domination™ already in full swing, Google has begun killing off the competition – literally.

The deer, only a minor contender for world domination, saw it’s hay-day back in 1942 with the release of Bambi. Bambi images dominated the market, seen on anything from coffee mugs to diapers and left no corner of the globe untapped. Their careful publicity techniques cemented the ideal that deer are majestic creatures with big eyes and bigger hearts. Leveraging their excellent publicity, the deer were able to quickly buy key lawmakers and decision-makers. They have influenced the global economy ever since.

But with Google’s meteoric rise and subsequent domination of the blogotubes, they have been steadily entering the political and social arenas. With their latest push, Google is casting out it’s smaller rivals, and dealing with the others in less than friendly terms.

Was this horrifying evidence of Google’s negotiation tactics simply forgotten, or was it left for a reason? Perhaps it’s meant as an example to anyone who stands in their way.

Don’t Be Evil.

[Google Just Killed Bambi]

Ninja Trees