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Howto Tie a Cherry Stem in Your Mouth

For any of you ladies who didn’t get a date yesterday, here’s how for next time.

[Cherry Stem]

Shot in the Junk with a High Powered Nerf Gun

In retrospect, getting hit with anything coming out of a .44 revolver is a bad thing.

Darn you, sympathy pain.

[Via Boing Boing Gadgets]

COPPA Kids

COPPA is a set of rules for how information collected from children under 13 may be used. Instead of dealing with those rules, some websites just deny sign-ups to anyone under 13.

COPPA Kids has a wonderful list of the hilarious emails that get sent to one particular site by all of the pre-teens who are denied access. The excuses are wonderful. Also, bitch is a very popular curse-word for kids these days. Who knew?

[COPPA Kids | Via Boing Boing Gadgets]

It’s Friday, I’m in Love

Most appropriate song for the Friday before Valentines. The Cure: Friday I’m in Love.

Lyrics after the break.

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Vamlumtimes Day

It’s an oldie, but there’s no beating Teen Girl Squad’s Valentimes episode. TINES!

[Valumtimes Day]

Beware of Shamwow Imitators

[Via Laughing Squid]

Best of Valentines Wallpapers

valentine by anoop pc

be my valentine by danijel one

valentine vector art by sk styles

valentine day by firework

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If I Had a Million Dollars, I’d Also Have a Slide/Stairs

Some millionaire had this built for himself. Out of mahogany, just to remind everyone that he’s rich, I’m sure. But this has got to be the best thing I’ve seen (house-wise) in a while.

I would definitely like one of these for myself, but I’d prefer metal. Heavily waxed metal. And also a giant bean-bag at the bottom.

[Forbes Digital Dream House | Via Half Deserted Streets]

Tesla was a Badass

Nickola Tesla holding in his hands balls of flame

Found a great mini-biography of Tesla’s (supposed, alot of these are rehashes of unfounded rumors or boastings that Tesla made) accomplishments for the attention deficit. Add a cape, and you have a superhero.

[Badass of the Week]

A DIY Valentines Day

If you cook a nice dinner for your Valentine, fold your napkins in a heart shape.

Give the kids, friends or office mates themed dice with candy inside.

Eat your heart out with anatomically correct heart brownies.

Make your paper clips into usable heart shapes.

Forgot to buy a card? Print a zebra, bird, or other themed card. Here’s a snail card with a place for a lollipop.

Have an empty paper egg carton? Turn it into a heart-shaped work of art.

Did you eat all of the candies you were going to give to your loved one? Make that box into a picture frame.