
With their plans for World Domination™ already in full swing, Google has begun killing off the competition – literally.
The deer, only a minor contender for world domination, saw it’s hay-day back in 1942 with the release of Bambi. Bambi images dominated the market, seen on anything from coffee mugs to diapers and left no corner of the globe untapped. Their careful publicity techniques cemented the ideal that deer are majestic creatures with big eyes and bigger hearts. Leveraging their excellent publicity, the deer were able to quickly buy key lawmakers and decision-makers. They have influenced the global economy ever since.
But with Google’s meteoric rise and subsequent domination of the blogotubes, they have been steadily entering the political and social arenas. With their latest push, Google is casting out it’s smaller rivals, and dealing with the others in less than friendly terms.
Was this horrifying evidence of Google’s negotiation tactics simply forgotten, or was it left for a reason? Perhaps it’s meant as an example to anyone who stands in their way.
Don’t Be Evil.
[Google Just Killed Bambi]
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